yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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