her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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