that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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