ya dads aren't the best wingmen
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize