By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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