fuck your aforementioned shoe
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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