its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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