i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
