"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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