I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
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never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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