So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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