"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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