For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
