i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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