i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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