Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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