return my video game
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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