How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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