You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
