we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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