small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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