Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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