Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Bring me that man meat
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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