trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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