Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
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Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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