I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
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My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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