Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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