Where are you?
In a non slutty way
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Randomize
