you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
