GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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