jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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