Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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