Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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