either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
This is the prime rib incident all over again
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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