On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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