we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Do vagina's smell?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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