White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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