Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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