do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
And then he peed in my hair
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