And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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