the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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