I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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