so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
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Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
i think i just lost a toe
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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