marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
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