WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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