I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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