I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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