the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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