He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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