Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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