i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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