But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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