Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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