I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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