Sorry, I don't speak sober.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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